While eating a sandwich at Subway (I was drinking from a bike water bottle I had purchased years ago).
Lliam: When did you get that water bottle?
Julie: Before you were born.
Lliam: You mean, when you were married and I was nothing?
Julie: You weren't yet made then.
Lliam: Oh. How did I get made?
Julie: God made you
Lliam: So before I was born, my parts were at God's place?
Julie: Yeah, sort of.